Here are 3 important things you should skip when you do it. read.....
1. Whipped Cream
Use real dairy whipped cream and you will end up smelling like rank cow farts come morning. Besides, it's really melty. May I suggest Pixy Stix as a delicious and non-melting alternative? (Still sticky, but not stinky.)
2. A Long-ie S-3x Sesh in The Rain
Like, actually outside IN the rain? How do you know how long the rain is going to last? Where do you go to do it in the rain that you're not going to be caught? If we're talking inside as the rain falls outside, thumbs up — that's romantic, but literally, in the rain? It's basically shower s-3x with dirtier water and a felony.
3. S-3x in the Ocean
Hard pass. Sharks, peeping toms, sharp seashells, or potentially salt-water straight to the face. (And need I remind you again about sand in your foldy places?) Maybe make out a little, but keep the seawater out of my sea biscuit.
1. Whipped Cream
Use real dairy whipped cream and you will end up smelling like rank cow farts come morning. Besides, it's really melty. May I suggest Pixy Stix as a delicious and non-melting alternative? (Still sticky, but not stinky.)
2. A Long-ie S-3x Sesh in The Rain
Like, actually outside IN the rain? How do you know how long the rain is going to last? Where do you go to do it in the rain that you're not going to be caught? If we're talking inside as the rain falls outside, thumbs up — that's romantic, but literally, in the rain? It's basically shower s-3x with dirtier water and a felony.
3. S-3x in the Ocean
Hard pass. Sharks, peeping toms, sharp seashells, or potentially salt-water straight to the face. (And need I remind you again about sand in your foldy places?) Maybe make out a little, but keep the seawater out of my sea biscuit.
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